"There's no point in playing a game where the rules are already determined."

. . . what?

I'm listening, right now, to Crazy Person Talk Radio, and the host just referred to something as a "Brainfully Artistic Process."

I don't know what that means, but I like the phrase.

Direct quote: "When I hear someone say that they're an atheist, when I hear that word, I immediately ask them, 'so just what religion are you?'"



Actually the sentence made sense in context. It is just too much fun out of context to pass up.

I spent some time listening to Crazy Person Talk Radio the other night.

I got introduced to Debra Hunter. She's a fascinating woman; she founded Missouri Militia One (which does not have a web site, as it's a clandestine unit) while she was still in Junior High. MMO was formed for the express purpose of exposing the truth about Operation Paperclip, which was a covert operation which brought German (and occasionally Nazi) scientists to the US after WWII.

Included among the charter members of Missouri Militia One were Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, and Carlos Santana. She knew the latter two because they sought her out in her Junior High and asked her to marry them (individually, I think, not as a group thing); her principled response to both was "I might not marry either one of you but I might want a lovechild someday. If you come back when I'm sixteen I'll give ya guys a kiss."

She's since had love children by both of them (one son with Carlos, and a later set of twins with Carlos, two sets of twins with Eric) but she doesn't know where most of those children are and she's unlikely to find out, since the FBI has forbidden both those men to contact her.

The FBI is upset with her group because she exposed Operation Paperclip. If you're now thinking that Operation Paperclip is a fairly well-documented event and not being covered up, that's because the government, in order to throw you off the track, revealed only part of the truth, that German scientists were given US citizenship in exchange for work and nuclear secrets. What the government doesn't want you to know is that they also garnered mind control secrets from those people, and that they experimented on human subjects.

Debra says: "I was one of tens of thousands of victims of that Operation and intended to make sure we had evidence on the human traffic and experimentation the US gov was invovled [sic] in. The gov was also involved in child porn and child prostitution and mass murder and the CIA also controlled the drug and weapons trade."

Actually, you can just read all about it on Ms. Hunter's MySpace page, where she goes by her other name, Layla Clapton Santana. And before you start in with any doubts, she explains that "I know how far out there my story is to people who don't know Jesus."

So don't doubt. Convert. Or just be grateful that *your* brain doesn't treat you this way.

I never liked Roseanne Barr (remember her?) when she was on television. Her humor struck me as more mean spirited than funny, and her show just made me cringe.

But what I didn't know until today was that she is batshit crazy.

Yay.

Crazy Person Talk Radio:

"And this is the paradox: As you get more efficient at extracting the resource, the more of the resource you will get."

. . . There's an LOLCat in there somewhere.

"If you are hacking at the branches instead of striking at the root, aren't you just pruning evil and making it look pretty?"

It's Crazy Person Talk Radio!

The host of tonight's show was discussing tonight's Arkansas shooting. Apparently the perp plunged into the offices and said "I lost my job" and shot the chairman.

The host of this radio show just said

"well, I can understand the sentiment. I can certainly understand the sentiment. The Democrats are very very bad people."

I think I'm going to have to stop listening for a few days. I am going a little bit crazy here. Usually Crazy Person Talk Radio is amusing, but just recently, it's pissing me off.

Edited to Add: Mind you, he hates the Republicans equally. "Condasleazy Rice," he just called our Secretary of State, and apparently John McCain is "an evil, evil man" and Obama "isn't much better."

At least the hatred is spread equally. That's kind of one of the defining characteristics of Crazy Person Talk Radio; I am reassured.

From Crazy Person Talk Radio, seconds ago:

"The reason the US Media is ignoring the situation in Zimbabwe is because, if they want Barack Obama to become President, the last thing they want the American people to see is what happens to a country with black leadership."



The next time you wonder where that 23% approval of Bush is coming from, remember this.

Edited to Add: He then went on to note that "some people call me a racist." I can't imagine why.

Also: The guy who said this is named Michael Herzog. Google the name and see who-all shares it with him; you'll be as amused as I am by the results. I was listening to the show in the first place because of some confusion as to who he actually is.

I am a feminist.

That said, if you go out of your way to look for misogyny, you will find it just everywhere.

A Canadian hairdresser who says he suffered from depression and phobias after finding a dead fly in his bottled water has lost a case for damages.

Mr Mustapha says the discovery wrecked his sleep and his sex life.

yudayasensou.e

Go straight to the "Threatening Messages". Then scroll down to the part where he explains that Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden are Jewish.

I love listening to talk radio. Talk radio, specifically that of a political persuasion, is the only real tabloid journalism we've got left in this so-called country. It's a home for the bigots, the frightened, the paranoid, the stupid and the angry. Sometimes when I go into Austin I will tune into one of the local FM stations and just listen in fascination.

Last Wednesday, I had explained to me that:

- George HW Bush and the Bush administration engineered 9/11. They didn't just allow it, they engineered it. There were no terrorists, the planes were hijacked by remote control, and the cell phone calls that came from passengers on board the two airliners were faked.

- They did this so they could terrify the country and began to implement martial law at home. They created the illusion of a common enemy in order to take over the state more easily, and their ultimate goal is to bring about a fascist one-world government. Surprisingly, nothing was said about the UN.

- The current collapse of the American economy is the result of a conspiracy. The first two obvious conspirators were Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, who established diplomatic relations with China in order to bring about the current trade deficit by forcing American businesses to compete with Chinese industry, which has an edge because it's based on slave labor. The demise of the US manufacturing economy is part of that plan.

- The plan of the Democrats is to pull the American (and other indistrialized nation's) economies down to the state of third world countries, thereby making everybody equal in the eyes of the money.

- The purpose of the Department of Public Safety, or Child Protective Services, or the Public We;fare Department, or whatever it's called in *your* state, has as its primary purpose stealing children from their families and adopting them out to whoever has the four or five thousand dollars to buy pay for pony up for the adoption fee.

- The reason there are so many different names for what is essentially the same agency, state to state, is to make it more difficult to expose the truth about what they're really doing.

- Mental Health Agencies are going into classrooms and diagnosing schoolchildren with disorders on the basis of written tests, and prescribing drugs for children on that basis as well. It happened to a child of one of the callers, whose daughter Chelsea was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (she likes to help with housework) and with Social Anxiety Disorder (she doen't care for parties.)

Talk Radio. It's the wave of the paranoid future.